The "adjest" policy

A pompous woman with her 2 kids and 4 carry bags walks in . She scouts for a place in the compartment where she can land with her clan.On spotting itsy bitsy space between 2 passengers, her eyes glint in pleasure and she lets out a grunt of triumph as she moves towards them in full speed.
Ignoring the size of her “fat ass” quite comfortably and pretending to request, she asks in her domineering voice “zara si jagah dena bhaiya“. The poor passengers whose territory has been challenged, left with not much of an option, taking a deep breath with a caution of being polite he surrenders his comfort to her.

The delighted creature sits down shoving her handbag in someone’s face and hitting another with her carry bags.Next, she takes one of her kid in her lap. As the maxim goes children ape parents and as expected this tiny tot has not really been taught to be polite to people around him. He takes fancy to kicking around in air and gives his wholehearted smile to the passenger whom he accidentally kicked. He thinks its really amusing and decides to do it incessantly to see what kind of reaction these kicks will evoke. Ofcourse,no need to mention that his mother is oblivious to all this as she is quite lost in thoughts of what all she purchased and how much more she could have purchased if she had a little more money.The neighbour finally gives in and stands up leaving ample space for the entire family thus also ending his ordeal.
The woman with no feeling of compunction asks her second kid as well to sit down next to her still quite lost in her fancy thoughts.

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  1. Gud one.. I can relate to this as being a regular commute in Delhi Metro u r often faced with such situations.

    Also what I hate is that senior citizens would always ask a guy for his seat and never to a lady,…You talk of equal rights for men and women but discriminate while askin for favours..

    Chees ..
    Aloke

  2. Rahul told me about ur blog….
    yaar tum to chupae rustam niklae.
    gud humor, witty narration and so descriptive that i almost visualised the poor passengers
    simply great
    and “thank u” because for a long time i was thinking to get into this bolgging world…….. today after reading ur blog i crossed the threshold point 🙂

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